This needs to be part of my life.

(Source: halliebadger)

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

Anonymous asked:

WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

Oh my god shut the fuck up.

napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY


(Source: gapingfurnace)

why wear pants when you can just not wear pants

(Source: grapfruit)

randygarcia:

US Air Force Academy Class of 2012 Graduation.

randygarcia:

US Air Force Academy Class of 2012 Graduation.